I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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