Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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