Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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