YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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