I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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