You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
