Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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