What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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