she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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