nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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