I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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