dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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