ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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