I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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