I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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