My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I am one with the molecules
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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