What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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