My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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