My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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