I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have aggressive nipples.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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