Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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