yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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