But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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