Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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