Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
It's just like the Real World with babies
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet