Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.