I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin