How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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