If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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