Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
my poor anus
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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