You made me cry and you don't even care
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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