i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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