I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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