Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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