Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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