somebody snuck up and got me drunk
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
