And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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