suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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