Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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