just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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