omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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