3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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