Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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