ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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