Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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