Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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