Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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