It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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