He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
