Buhtt sex?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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