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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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