I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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