Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
