I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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