just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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