Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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