I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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